Google, Why Is That Even There?!

"Tim (Fractal Footwork)" (fractalfootwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:04 • Filed to: None

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I ran a Google search to see if anything I've written would show up, but what I found didn't really make any sense.

Dear Google,

Please change your algorithms; they're bad.

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . 104 views.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Singhjr96 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:06

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Really? Googles algorithms are bad? Really?

Aaron Brown > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:07

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I've also noticed that stuff from Gawkerr blogs seem to come up pretty close to the top on Google. Gypsy magic I presume.

hethoughtofcars > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:08

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I'm not sure why that's a bad thing. Oppo made the front page of search results!

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > hethoughtofcars 02/20/2014 at 00:10

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I'm confused because I wrote an article specifically about the P15 that got around 16k views, but it's not even in this search

YSI-what can brown do for you > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:14

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If you google Ferrari 712, my post about it comes up on the first page! lololol Same with Coloni Subaru.

hethoughtofcars > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:17

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I see. You wrote both articles though, correct? I mean, of course, a 16,000 view article should pop up before one with only a 100 views, but either way you made Google's first page of results, which is a pretty impressive feat.

MtrRider > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:19

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If you google "rwd toyota" I'm the second link.

hethoughtofcars > MtrRider 02/20/2014 at 00:25

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That's amazing! And it's not even remotely true! Well played, sir. Well played.

pfftballer > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 00:26

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And this is why your pageloads are so slow. Unlike most sites Gawker lets the searchbots have it's way with it. Looks between both butt cheeks and finds and documents all traces of every single participant's input. God bless our Google overlords.

Leadbull > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 02/20/2014 at 02:52

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A little over one year ago, oppo was just a tiny, obscure corner of the internet. I don't think the page itself even showed up if you googled "Oppositelock".

This is still a bit weird to me...

Coty > hethoughtofcars 02/20/2014 at 12:00

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Not really. It's semi based on what you've looked at, your google results may vary.